Liberal Translations For Wyoming
Those from the West Coasts traveling through Wyoming will probably need a "phrase book" to understand the language. Here are a few simple terms to help them on the trip:

CALIFORNIA

Arsenal of Weapons

Delicate Wetlands

Undocumented Worker

Cruelty-Free Materials

Assault and Battery

Heavily Armed

Narrow-minded

Taxes or Your Fair Share

Commonsense Gun Control

Illegal Hazardous Explosives

Nonviable Tissue Mass

Equal Access to Opportunity

Multicultural Community

Fairness or Social Progress

Upper Class or "The Rich "

Progressive, Change

Homeless or Disadvantaged

Sniper Rifle

Investment For the Future

Healthcare Reform

Extremist, Judgmental, or Hater

Truants

Victim or Oppressed

High Capacity Magazine

Religious Zealot

Reintroduced Wolves

Fair Trade Coffee

Exploiters or "The Rich "

The Gun Lobby

Assault Weapon

Fiscal Stimulus

Same Sex Marriage

Mandated Eco-Friendly Lighting


WYOMING

Gun Collection

Swamp

Illegal Alien

Synthetic Fiber

Attitude Adjustment

Well-protected

Righteous

Coerced Theft

Gun Confiscation Plot

Fireworks or Stump Removal

Unborn Baby

Socialism

High Crime Area

Marxism

Self-Employed

Big Government Scheme

Bums or Welfare Leeches

Scoped Deer Rifle

Higher Taxes

Socialized Medicine

Conservative

home schoolers

Criminal or Lazy Good-For-Nothing

Standard Capacity Magazine

Church-going

Sheep and Elk Killers

Overpriced Yuppie Coffee

Employed or Land Owner

NRA Members

Semi-Auto (Grandpa's M1 Carbine)

New Taxes and Higher Taxes

Legalized Perversion

Chinese Mercury-Laden Light Bulbs

PS. The above information was forwarded to us via e-mail. We have no idea if the information is correct. See more interesting forwarded e-mail









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