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Bad Pick Up Lines
Here are some bad pick up lines for you.


Bad Pick up Lines

I wish I was one of your tears, so I could be born in your eye, run down your cheek, and die on your lips.

Did you know they changed the alphabet? They put U and I together.

Can I borrow that quarter? My mom told me to call home when I fell in love.

What's wrong? You're looking a little sad and gloomy. What you need is some vitamin me.

Are your legs tired? Because you been running through my mind ALL day long.

You look like the type of girl that's heard every line in the book. So what's one more?

Hi, I make more money than you can spend.


I wish you were a Pony Carousel outside Walmart, so I could ride you all day long for a quarter.

Say, did we go to different schools together?

Hi, my name is _____, how do you like me so far?

(At the copy machine) Reproducing, eh? Can I help?

Woman asks, "Excuse me, do you have the time?" You: "Do you have the energy?"

Are you lost? Because it's so strange to see an angel so far from heaven.

Is your father a thief? Because he stole the sparkle from the stars, and put it in your eyes.

Do you believe in love at first sight, or do I have to walk by you again?

What's that in your eye? Oh - it's a sparkle.

Bad Credit Score?
Do you have a bad credit score?

I may not be Fred Flintstone, but I bet I can make your Bed Rock.

If I said you were an angel, would you treat me like the devil tonight?

Can I see that label? I just wanted to know if you were made in heaven.

Do you like raisins? How about a date?

Your body's name must be Visa, because it's everywhere I want to be.

So - How am I doin'?

I miss my teddy bear - Would you sleep with me?

My love for you is like the Energizer bunny, it keeps going and going.

I'm new in town, could I have directions to your house.

Could I get some directions? (To where?) To your heart.

Is that Windex you're wearing? Because I can see myself in your pants.

If I told you, you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?

Look at you, with all those curves, and me with no brakes.

Can I flirt with you?

Hi, my name's _____, but you can call me 'lover'.

Could I borrow a quarter? 'cause I just want to call your mother and thank her.

(Lick your finger and then touch her shirt) Here, let me help you out of those wet clothes.

What do you like for breakfast?

You might not be the best looking girl here, but beauty is only a light switch away.

If you were a new hamburger at McDonald's, you would be McGorgeous.

You look great and all, but do you know what really looks good on you? Me.

Is it hot in here, or is it just you?


I think you're the most beautiful girl I've seen - on a Wednesday

I know this is going to sound like a line, but did that sound like a line? Are you disappointed?

I may not be the best looking guy here, but I'm the only one talking to you.

I know I don't look like much now, but I'm drinking milk.

Do you have a map? I just got lost in your eyes.

Are you religious? Good because I'm here to answer your prayers.

Do you have a boyfriend?

Well, when you want a MAN friend, come talk to me

Did it hurt? (Did what hurt?) When you fell out of heaven.

Inheriting 80 million doesn't mean much when you have a weak heart.

I lost my phone number, can I borrow yours?

Is it me or am I gorgeous?

I'd even marry your dog just to be related to you.

If your parents hadn't met, I'd be a very unhappy man right now.

Do you drink milk? It sure did your body good.

I want you almost as much as I want world peace.

You can forget about going to heaven because it's sin to look that good.

We both know that I am going to follow you home anyway, so why don't you just come along peacefully?

I envy your lipstick.

If your left leg was Thanksgiving and your right leg Christmas, can I visit you between the holidays?

I just want to be loved - is that so wrong?

You remind me of an ice cold Pepsi - I've just gotta have it.

Do you believe in the hereafter? Good, then you know what I'm here after.

If I had eleven roses and you, I'd have a dozen.

Baby, you look so sweet you're giving me a cavity.





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