The reason a dog has so many friends is that he wags his tail instead of his tongue. –Anonymous
There is no psychiatrist in the world like a puppy licking your face. -Ben Williams
A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than he loves himself. -Josh Billings
The average dog is a nicer person than the average person. -Andy Rooney
Anybody who doesn't know what soap tastes like never washed a dog. - Franklin P. Jones
If your dog is fat, you aren't getting enough exercise. –Unknown
My dog is worried about the economy because Alpo is up to $3.00 a can. That's almost $21.00 in dog
money. -Joe Weinstein
If you pickup a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will not bite you; that is the principal difference between a dog and a man.-Mark Twain
Dogs are not our whole life, but they make our lives whole. -Roger Caras
If you think dogs can't count, try putting three dog biscuits in your pocket and then give him only two
of them. -Phil Pastoret
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