The Mom Test
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A mom was out walking with her 4 year old daughter. The daughter picked up something off the ground and started to put it in her mouth. The mom took the item away from her and asked her not to do that.

“Why?” the daughter asked.

“Because it’s been on the ground, and you don’t know where it’s been. It’s dirty, and probably has germs,” the mom replied.

At this point, the daughter looked at the mom with total admiration and asked, “Momma, how do you know all this stuff. You are so smart.”

The mom was thinking quickly, “All moms know this stuff. It’s on the Mom Test. You have to know it, or they don’t let you be a Mom.”

They walked along in silence for 2 or 3 minutes, but the daughter was evidently pondering this new information. “Oh…I get it!” she beamed, “So if you don’t pass the mom test you have to become a dad.”

”Exactly,” the mom replied back with a big smile on my face.


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