FIRST DEGREE
A married couple were asleep when the phone rang
at 2 in the morning. The very blond wife picked up the phone,
listened a moment and said 'How should I know, that's 200 miles
from here!' and hung up.
The husband said, 'Who was that?'
The wife answered, 'I don't know, some woman wanting to know if the coast
is clear.'
SECOND DEGREE
Two blonds are walking down the street. One notices a compact on the
sidewalk and leans down to pick it up. She opens it, looks in the mirror
and says, 'Hmm, this person looks familiar.'
The second blond says, 'Here, let me see!'
So, the first blond hands her the compact.
The second blond looks in the mirror and says, 'You dummy, it's me!'
THIRD DEGREE
A blond was bragging about her knowledge of state capitals.
She proudly says, 'Go ahead, ask me, ... I know 'em all.'
A friend says, 'OK, what's the capital of Wisconsin ?'
The blond replies,'Oh, that's easy .. it's W.'
FOURTH DEGREE
Q: What did the blond ask her doctor when he told her she was pregnant?
A: 'Is it mine?'
FIFTH DEGREE
Bambi, a blond in her fourth year as a UCLA Freshman, sat in her US
Government class. The professor asked Bambi if she knew what
Roe vs. Wade was about.
Bambi pondered the question; then, finally, said, 'That was the decision
George Washington had to make before he crossed the Delaware .'
SIXTH DEGREE
Returning home from work, a blond was shocked to find her house
ransacked and burglarized. She telephoned the police at once and
reported the crime. The police dispatcher broadcast the call on the radio,
and a K-9 unit, patrolling nearby, was the first to respond.
As the K-9 officer approached the house with his dog on a leash, the blond
ran out on the porch, shuddered at the sight of the cop and his dog, then
sat down on the steps. Putting her face in her hands, she moaned, 'I come
home to find all my possessions stolen. I call the police for help, and
what do they do?
They send me a BLIND policeman!'
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