Funny Riddles
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What's brown and has a head and a tail but no body?
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What's easier to give than receive?
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What's full of holes but still holds water?
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What's the difference between a guitar and a fish?
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What's the difference between a Jeweler and a Jailer?
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What's the difference between broccoli and boogers?
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What's the difference between here and there?
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What's the greatest worldwide use of cowhide?
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When is a car, not a car?
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When is a chair like an expensive scarf?
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When is a door not a door?
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When is a gun unemployed?
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When is a house not on land and not on water?
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Where do cats go on a field trip?
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Where do cows go on parties?
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Where do cows post videos?
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Where do cows take their dates?
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Where do fish keep their money?
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Where do mermaids see movies?
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Where do music notes go after work?
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Where do you find roads without vehicles, forests without trees, and cities without houses?
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Where does Friday come before Thursday?
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Where does Squigly belong?
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Where does the Easter Bunny have breakfast?
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Where was the spaghetti going?
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Which is correct to say, "The yolk of the egg are white," or "The yolk of the egg is white?"
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Which moves faster: heat or cold?
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Which rodent won the basketball game?
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Which singer should you call when you throw a party for the 4th of July?
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Who can shave 25 times a day and still have a beard?
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Who is a ghost's favorite pop star?
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Who is better, the Denver Broncos or the Dallas Cowboys?
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Who is Lady GaGa closest to in her family?
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Who is the fastest runner in the whole world?
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Why are teddy bears never hungry?
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Why can't a man living in Winston Salem, NC, be buried west of the Mississippi?
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Why can't you play games in the jungle?
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Why couldn't the orange keep up with the banana?
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Why did Cinderella get kicked off the basketball team?
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Why did the alien want to leave the party?
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Why did the astronaut bring paint and paper on his trip?
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Why did the baseball fan put shoes underneath the house?
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Why did the Bumble Bee put honey under his pillow?
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Why did the chair want to be a rock star?
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Why did the chicken cross the playground?
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Why did the chicken cross the road, roll in the dirt and cross the road again?
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Why did the chicken cross the road?
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Why did the chicken get on the plane?
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Why did the chicken stop in the middle of the road?
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