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A boy fell off a 100 foot ladder. But he did not get hurt. Why not?
Answer
He fell off the bottom step.
A cowboy rode to an inn on Friday. He stayed two nights and left on Friday. How could that be?
Answer
His horse was called Friday.
A father's child, a mother's child, yet no one's son.
Answer
A Daughter.
A hiker went without sleep for seven days and wasn't tired. How come?
Answer
He slept at night.
A hundred feet in the air, but it's back is on the ground. What is it?
Answer
A centipede flipped over.
A man comes up to ask what time it is. What do you say?
Answer
Time to get a watch.
A man fell off a 20-foot ladder and landed on the sidewalk, but he did not get hurt. Why not?
Answer
He fell off the bottom rung!
A man is pushing his car along the road when he comes to a hotel. He shouts, "I'm bankrupt!" Why?
Answer
He was playing Monopoly.
A railroad crossing, look for the cars. Can you spell all that without any R's?
Answer
Yes, all that
A skin have I, more eyes than one. I can be very nice when I am done. What am I?
Answer
A potato
Before Mount Everest was discovered, what was the highest mountain on Earth?
Answer
Mt.Everest
Big as a biscuit, deep as a cup, even a river can't fill it up. What is it?
Answer
A kitchen strainer.
Bobby throws a ball as hard as he can. It comes back to him, even though nothing and nobody touches it. How?
Answer
He throws it straight up.
Can a man legally marry his widow's sister in the state of California?
Answer
No, he's dead
Can you make a fire with one stick?
Answer
Yes, if it's a match.
David's father has three sons : Snap, Crackle and ?
Answer
David
Did you hear the joke about the recycled paper?
Answer
It was TREEmendous!
Do you know why orange juice is so smart?
Answer
It concentrates!
Forward I am heavy, but backward I am not. What am I?
Answer
Forward I am ton, backwards I am not.
Have you heard the jelly secret?
Answer
I can't tell you cause you'll spread it around.
Have you heard the saying what goes up must come down? Well what goes up and never goes down?
Answer
Your age!
He has married many women, but has never been married. Who is he?
Answer
A preacher.
How are prisoners and astronauts alike?
Answer
They are both interested in outerspace.
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How do you buy cat food?
Answer
Purrr can.
How do you catch a squirrel?
Answer
Climb a tree and act like a nut.
How do you catch a unique rabbit?
Answer
Unique up on it.
How do you entertain Lady GaGa?
Answer
Just Dance!
How do you know where trains go?
Answer
You follow their tracks.
How do you make a baby sleep on a space ship?
Answer
You rocket
How do you make a sausage roll?
Answer
Push it down a hill!
How do you make a tissue dance?
Answer
You put a little boogie on it!
How do you spell "hard water" with only 3 letters?
Answer
ICE.
How do you tie a cloud?
Answer
With a rainbow!
How do you wake up Lady GaGa?
Answer
Poker Face.
How does a flower ride a bike?
Answer
It pushes its petals.
How does Lady GaGa like her steak?
Answer
Raw, raw, raw!
How many blocks can you put in an empty box?
Answer
One. After that it's not empty anymore.
How many bricks does it take to complete a building made of brick?
Answer
Only one, the last one
How many legs are on a snooker table?
Answer
None, they're under it!
How many letters are there in the alphabet?
Answer
Eleven, (T..h..e...A..l..p..h..a..b..e..t)
How many of each animal did Moses take on the ark?
Answer
Moses didnt make the ark, Noah did.
How many of each species did Moses take on the ark with him?
Answer
None, Moses wasn't on the ark Noah was.
How many times can you subtract the number 5 from 25?
Answer
Only once. After that, you will be subtracting 5 from 20, then 5 from 15, .etc
How much dirt is in a hole 4 feet deep and 2 feet wide?
Answer
There is no dirt in a hole
How much is a skunk worth?
Answer
One scent.
I fasten it and it walks. I unfasten it and it stops. What is it?
Answer
A sandal
I have no bones and no legs, but if you keep me warm, I will soon walk away. What am I?
Answer
An egg.
I know a word of letters three. Add two and fewer there will be. What is the word?
Answer
Few
If a plane crashed on the border of England and Scotland, where would they bury the survivors?
Answer
you don't bury survivors
How do cows do math?
Answer
With a COWculator!
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