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1) If a rooster sits on the border of Kansas and Oklahoma, where would the egg drop?
Answer
Nowhere, because roosters don't lay eggs!
2) If everyone bought a white car, what would we have?
Answer
A white carnation.
3) If folk is spelled Folk how do you spell the white of an egg?
Answer
White.
4) If lightening strikes an orchestra, who is most likely to get hit?
Answer
The conductor.
5) If the red house is on the right side and if the blue house is on the left side where's the white house?
Answer
Washington DC
6) If there's a frog, dead in the centre of a lilypad which is right in the middle of the pond, which side would it jump to?
Answer
neither, the frog is dead!
7) If two's company, and three's a crowd, what are four and five?
Answer
Nine.
8) If you have it, you want to share it. If you share it, you don't have it. What is it?
Answer
A secret.
9) If you threw a White stone into the Red Sea, what would it become?
Answer
Wet
10) If you were in a dark room with a candle, a woodstove, a match and a gas lamp which do you light first?
Answer
The match
11) If you were standing directly on Antarcticas South Pole facing north, which direction would you travel if you took one step backward?
Answer
North
12) If you were to take two apples from three apples, how many would you have?
Answer
You'd have the two that you took.
13) Imagine you are in a dark room. How do you get out?
Answer
Stop imagining.
14) In a marathon race what does the winning runner lose?
Answer
Their breath!
15) In Oklahoma, you cannot take a picture of a man with a sign. Why not?
Answer
Because you'd need a camera! You can't take a picture with a sign!
16) In what year did Christmas Day and New Year's Day fall in the same year?
Answer
It happens every year.
17) Is an old hundred dollar bill better than a new one?
Answer
No, I'd rather have $100 bill than a new $1 bill.
18) Is an old hundred dollar bill better than a new one?
Answer
Yes, its $99 better than a one dollar bill.
19) It lives without a body, hears without ears, speaks without a mouth, and is born in air. What is it?
Answer
An echo
20) It stands on one leg with its heart in its head. What is it?
Answer
A cabbage
21) Johnny's mom had five kids. They were named February, March, April, May and ?
Answer
Johnny!
22) Name three keys that unlock no doors.
Answer
MONkey, DONkey, TURkey
23) No sooner spoken than broken. What is it?
Answer
Silence or a promise.
24) Some months have 30 days, some months have 31 days; how many have 28?
Answer
Every month has at least 28 days.
25) Take off my skin -- I won't cry, but you will! What am I?
Answer
An onion.
26) The blue man lives in the blue house and the red man lives in the red house. Who lives in the white house?
Answer
The president .
27) The capital of Turkey is a long word. Can you spell it?
Answer
I T
28) The more it dries, the wetter it gets. What is it?
Answer
A towel.
29) The more you have of it, the less you see. What is it?
Answer
Darkness.
30) The more you take, the more you leave behind. What are they?
Answer
Footsteps.
31) There is an ancient invention still used in some parts of the world today that allows people to see through walls. What is it?
Answer
A Window
32) Three men were in a boat. It capsized, but only two got their hair wet. Why?
Answer
One was bald.
33) Want to hear a cool construction joke?
Answer
I'm still working on it!
34) What jam can't you eat?
Answer
A traffic jam!
35) What always sleeps with its shoes on?
Answer
A Horse.
36) What animal is always moaning?
Answer
A WHINEoceros!
37) What are the two strongest days?
Answer
Saturday and Sunday. The rest are week days.
39) What are two things you cannot have for breakfast?
Answer
Lunch and dinner.
39) What are vampires?
Answer
A pain in the neck.
40) What bank never has any money?
Answer
The riverbank
41) What bet can never be won?
Answer
The Alphabet.
42) What building has the most stories?
Answer
A library!
43) What can be swallowed, but can also swallow you?
Answer
water
44) What can burn the eyes, sting the mouth, yet be consumed?
Answer
Peppers
45) What can clap without any hands?
Answer
Thunder
46) What can go up a chimney down, but can't go down a chimney up?
Answer
An umbrella.
47) What can go up and come down without moving?
Answer
The temperature.
48) What can honk without a horn?
Answer
A goose.
49) What can pass before the sun without making a shadow?
Answer
the wind or the Earth
50) What can we catch but cannot throw?
Answer
A cold.
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