1) What can you serve, but never eat?
Answer
A tennis ball.
2) What can you sit on, sleep on, and brush your teeth with?
Answer
A chair, a bed, and a toothbrush!
3) What cattle follow you where ever you go?
Answer
Your calves.
4) What cheese isn't yours?
Answer
Nacho cheese!
5) What country has a lot of germs?
Answer
Germany.
6) What country is really cold?
Answer
Chile!
7) What crime is punishable if attempted, but is not punishable if committed?
Answer
Suicide
8) What day do potatoes hate?
Answer
FRYday.
9) What did one earthquake say to the other earthquake?
Answer
It wasn't my fault.
10) What did one eye say to the other?
Answer
Between me and you, something smells.
11) What did one sheep say to another sheep after he told a joke?
Answer
"That was BAHd joke."
12) What did the almond say to the peanut when they were about to jump into a bowl of ice cream?
Answer
You know we are nuts right?!
13) What did the big chimney say to the little chimney?
Answer
"You're too young to smoke."
14) What did the bone say to the other bone?
Answer
I see a little crack.
15) What did the chicken say to James Bond when he crossed the road?
Answer
Hi, my name's Ken, ChickKen. What's yours?
16) What did the chick's mom say when she heard that her daughter won the contest?
Answer
You did an EGGcellent job!!
17) What did the circle say when Poly left?
Answer
"Where is Polygon?"
18) What did the coffin say to the other coffin?
Answer
"Who's coffin over there?"
19) What did the girl melon say when the boy melon when he proposed?
Answer
We cantaloupe!
20) What did the left hand say to the right hand?
Answer
How does it feel to always be right?
21) What did the light bulb think when he was carried by a baby?
Answer
I'm too light.
22) What did the ocean say to the boy?
Answer
Nothing, it just waved
23) What did the ranch say to the refrigerator?
Answer
Close the door I'm dressing!
24) What did the tornado say to the wind?
Answer
Don't I have a mighty fine spin!
25) What did the traffic light say to the car?
Answer
Don't look I'm changing!
Swimming trunks .
A bald head.
They can all be flipped and still be the same.
A pink carnation.
I have no eye deer.
Stinkerbell.