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1) What do you get if you put a radio in the fridge?
Answer
Cool music.
2) What do you get when you are on fire and you're dirty?
Answer
A hot mess!
3) What do you get when you cross a chicken and a pig?
Answer
Eggs & Bacon!
4) What do you get when you cross a rooster and a dog?
Answer
A cockapoodledoo!
5) What do you get when you cross a vampire and teacher?
Answer
A blood test.
6) What do you get when you cross an automobile with a household animal?
Answer
A carpet!
7) What do you get when you cross an Easter egg and hot water.
Answer
A hot egg.
8) What do you get when you cross an elephant and a jaguar?
Answer
A car with a big boot (trunk).
9) What do you have when you're sitting down that you don't have when you're standing up?
Answer
A lap.
10) What do you serve that you can't eat?
Answer
A tennis ball or guests.
11) What do you throw out when you want to use it, but take in when you don't want to use it?
Answer
An anchor.
12) What does a bee wear to the beach?
Answer
A bikini!
13) What does a cat have that no other animal has?
Answer
Kittens.
14) What does a mouse like to grow?
Answer
MOUSEtache!
15) What does an anteater like on its pizza?
Answer
He likes ANTovies!
16) What does no man want, yet no man wants to lose?
Answer
Work
17) What fastens two people yet touches only one?
Answer
A wedding ring.
18) What flies around all day but never goes anywhere?
Answer
A flag.
19) What flies without wings?
Answer
Time
20) What fur do we get from a Tiger?
Answer
As fur away as possible!
21) What gets beaten, and whipped, but never cries?
Answer
An egg.
22) What gets bigger as you take out of it?
Answer
A hole.
23) What gets wetter and wetter the more it dries?
Answer
A Towel
24) What gets whiter the dirtier it gets?
Answer
A blackboard or chalkboard.
25) What gets whiter the dirtier that it gets?
Answer
A chalkboard
26) What goes around and around the wood but never goes into the wood?
Answer
The bark of a tree
27) What goes bonk bonk bonk bonk bonk bonk bonk?
Answer
A rubbernosed clown falling down a flight of stairs.
28) What goes down but never goes up?
Answer
Rain.
29) What goes in and around the house but never touches it?
Answer
The sun.
30) What goes oh oh oh?
Answer
Santa walking backwards!
31) What goes up and down without moving?
Answer
Stairs.
32) What goes up and down, but never moves?
Answer
A flight of stairs.
33) What goes up and never comes down?
Answer
Your age.
34) What goes up white and comes down yellow?
Answer
An egg.
35) What grows in winter, dies in summer, and grows roots upward?
Answer
An icicle
36) What grows up while growing down?
Answer
A plant.
37) What grows when it eats, but dies when it drinks?
Answer
A candle.
39) What grows when it eats, but dies when it drinks?
Answer
Fire
39) What happened to the sailors on the red and blue ship after they crashed?
Answer
They were marooned.
40) What happens when the wicked queen turns on her computer?
Answer
The screen goes Snow White!
41) What happens when you tell an egg a joke?
Answer
It cracks up!
42) What has 2 banks, but no money?
Answer
A river!
43) What has 4 legs and is not alive?
Answer
A chair!
44) What has a bark, but no bite?
Answer
A tree
45) What has a face but can't see?
Answer
A clock!
46) What has a foot on each side and one in the middle?
Answer
A yardstick
47) What has a horn but does not honk?
Answer
A rhinoceros.
48) What has a hundred limbs, but cannot walk?
Answer
A Tree.
49) What has a mouth but doesn't eat, a bank with no money, a bed but doesn't sleep, and waves but has no hands?
Answer
a river.
50) What has a neck but no head, and wears a cap?
Answer
A Bottle.
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