1) What has a ring, but no finger?
Answer
A telephone
2) What has a tongue, cannot walk, but gets around a lot?
Answer
A shoe!
3) What has feet and legs, and nothing else?
Answer
Stockings
4) What has four legs, a head, and leaves?
Answer
A dining room table
5) What has four legs, but can't walk?
Answer
A Table.
6) What has holes but holds water?
Answer
A sponge
7) What has many keys, but can't even open a single door?
Answer
A piano!
8) What has no beginning, end, or middle?
Answer
A doughnut.
9) What has only two words, but thousands of letters?
Answer
A Post Office.
10) What has to be broken before it can be used?
Answer
An egg.
11) What has two heads, four eyes, six legs, and a tail?
Answer
A cowboy riding his horse.
12) What has two legs and can't walk?
Answer
Pants!
13) What has wheels and flies, but is not an aircraft)?
Answer
A garbage truck
14) What invention lets you look right through a wall?
Answer
A window.
15) What is a cat on Ice?
Answer
A Cool Cat
16) What is a cat's favorite button on a VCR?
Answer
Paws.
17) What is a cat's favorite color?
Answer
PURRple!
18) What is a fish with no I?
Answer
Fsh!
19) What is a ghost's favorite type of food?
Answer
BOOberries!
20) What is a shark's favorite game?
Answer
Swallow the leader!
21) What is a witch's favorite school subject?
Answer
Spelling.
22) What is an aliens favorite sport?
Answer
SpaceBall
23) What is an astronauts favorite snack?
Answer
Space Chips.
24) What is as big as an elephant, but weighs nothing at all?
Answer
The shadow of an elephant.
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25) What is big and yellow and comes in the morning to brighten mom's day?
Answer
The school bus.
26) What is bigger when new and grows smaller with use?
Answer
Soap (or a pencil, crayon, chalk, etc.)
27) What is black and white and read all over?
Answer
A newspaper!
28) What is easy to get into, but hard to get out of?
Answer
Trouble.
29) What is everything to someone, and nothing to everyone else?
Answer
Your mind.
30) What is gray,has a tail, and a trunk?
Answer
A mouse on vacation!
31) What is half of 2+2?
Answer
3 (half of 2 is 1, and then 1 plus 2 is 3)
32) What is harder to catch the faster you run?
Answer
Your breath!
33) What is higher without the head, than with it?
Answer
A pillow.
34) What is in the middle of nowhere?
Answer
H
35) What is is that you will break every time you name it?
Answer
Silence
36) What is made of wood, but can't be sawed?
Answer
Sawdust.
37) What is Pacman's favourite snack?
Answer
Tic tacs.
39) What is put on a table and cut, but never eaten?
Answer
A pack of cards
39) What is Saturn's favorite day of the week?
Answer
SATURNday.
40) What is the beginning of eternity, the end of time and the beginning of every ending?
Answer
The letter E.
41) What is the center of gravity?
Answer
V
42) What is the greatest worldwide use of cowhide?
Answer
To cover cows.
43) What is the karate kid's favorite drink?
Answer
Wata!
44) What is the longest word in the English language?
Answer
Smiles (there's a mile between the first and last letter.
45) What is the moon worth?
Answer
$1, because it has 4 quarters.
46) What is the only chain we can eat?
Answer
Food Chain.
47) What is the saddest fruit?
Answer
A blueberry.
48) What is the tallest building in town?
Answer
The library it has a lot of stories
49) What is there more of the less you see?
Answer
Darkness.
50) What kind of bag did the vegetable take to school?
Answer
A bean bag!
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