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1) What kind of coat can you put on only when it's wet?
Answer
A coat of paint.
2) What kind of cup can't hold water?
Answer
A cupcake.
3) What kind of dress can never be worn?
Answer
An address.
4) What kind of fish chases a mouse?
Answer
A Catfish
5) What kind of nut has no shell?
Answer
a doughnut
6) What kind of pet do you step on?
Answer
A Carpet!
7) What kind of rocks are on the bottom of the Mississippi River?
Answer
Wet rocks.
8) What kind of room has no windows or doors?
Answer
mushroom
9) What mammals do they study in kindergarten?
Answer
The alphaBAT.
10) What monkey is always exploding?
Answer
A baboom.
11) What month is the best for parades?
Answer
March.
12) What never gets any wetter, no matter how much it rains?
Answer
The sea!
13) What occurs once in a minute, twice in a moment, but never in an hour?
Answer
the letter M
14) What one word has the most letters in it?
Answer
alphabet
15) What part did the egg play in the movies?
Answer
The EGGstra!
16) What question can someone ask all day long, always get completely different answers, and yet all the answers could be correct?
Answer
What time is it?"
17) What robbery isn't dangerous?
Answer
A "safe" one!
18) What room is never entered?
Answer
A Mushroom.
19) What runs around a house but doesn't move?
Answer
A fence!
20) What runs but cannot walk?
Answer
Water also, your nose.
21) What ship has two mates, but no captain?
Answer
A Relationship.
22) What sits in a corner and travels the world?
Answer
A stamp.
23) What starts with a T, ends with a T, and has T in it?
Answer
A teapot.
24) What starts with an 'E', ends with an 'E', and only has one letter in it?
Answer
An envelope.
25) What stays where it is when it goes off?
Answer
An alarm clock
26) What superhero plays baseball?
Answer
Batman.
27) What time is it when 12 cats chase a mouse?
Answer
12 after 1!
28) What time is it when an elephant sits on a fence?
Answer
Time to get a new fence!
29) What travels around the world yet stays in one corner?
Answer
A stamp.
30) What turns everything around, but does not move?
Answer
A mirror.
31) What two keys can't open any doors?
Answer
A Donkey, and a Monkey.
32) What two things can you never eat for breakfast?
Answer
Lunch and dinner.
33) What two words contain the most letters?
Answer
post office
34) What walks all day on its head?
Answer
A nail in a horseshoe
35) What wears a jacket, but no pants?
Answer
A book
36) What won't break if you throw it off the highest building in the world, but will break if you place it in the ocean?
Answer
A tissue.
37) What word in the English language is always spelled incorrectly?
Answer
Incorrectly!
39) What would you call a short, sunburned outlaw riding a horse?
Answer
Little Red Riding Hood.
39) What would you get if you crossed a bunny and a horse?
Answer
A horse with buck teeth.
40) What's a cat's favourite ice cream?
Answer
Mice cream!
41) What's a horse's favourite game?
Answer
Stable tennis.
42) What's a rabbit's favorite music?
Answer
Hip hop!
43) What's a skunk's favorite food?
Answer
Stench Fries!
44) What's an aliens favorite candy?
Answer
Martianmellows.
45) What's an astronauts favorite drink?
Answer
Gravitea.
46) What's better than the best thing, and worst than the worst thing?
Answer
Nothing
47) What's black and white and eats like a horse.
Answer
A Zebra.
48) What's black and white and read all over?
Answer
The newspaper.
49) What's black and white and red all over?
Answer
A zebra with too much makeup on!
50) What's black when it's clean and white when it's dirty?
Answer
A blackboard.
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