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1) What's brown and has a head and a tail but no body?
Answer
A penny!
2) What's easier to give than receive?
Answer
Criticism.
3) What's full of holes but still holds water?
Answer
A sponge
4) What's the difference between a guitar and a fish?
Answer
You can't tuna fish.
5) What's the difference between a Jeweler and a Jailer?
Answer
A Jeweler sells watches....A Jailer watches cells.
6) What's the difference between broccoli and boogers?
Answer
Kids wont eat broccoli.
7) What's the difference between here and there?
Answer
The letter T.
8) What's the greatest worldwide use of cowhide?
Answer
To cover cows.
9) When is a car, not a car?
Answer
When it turns into a parking lot.
10) When is a chair like an expensive scarf?
Answer
When it's Satin.
11) When is a door not a door?
Answer
When it's a jar.
12) When is a gun unemployed?
Answer
When it's fired.
13) When is a house not on land and not on water?
Answer
When it's on fire!
14) Where do cats go on a field trip?
Answer
To the MEWseum!
15) Where do cows go on parties?
Answer
To the MOOvies!
16) Where do cows post videos?
Answer
Mootube.
17) Where do cows take their dates?
Answer
To the MOOvies!
18) Where do fish keep their money?
Answer
In a riverbank, of course!
19) Where do fish keep their money?
Answer
In the riverbank.
20) Where do mermaids see movies?
Answer
At the DiveIn.
21) Where do music notes go after work?
Answer
The staff room!
22) Where do you find roads without vehicles, forests without trees, and cities without houses?
Answer
On a map!
23) Where does Friday come before Thursday?
Answer
In the Dictionary.
24) Where does Squigly belong?
Answer
On a piece of paper!
25) Where does the Easter Bunny have breakfast?
Answer
At Ihop
26) Where was the spaghetti going?
Answer
To the meatball!
27) Which is correct to say, "The yolk of the egg are white," or "The yolk of the egg is white?"
Answer
Neither, because egg yolks are yellow.
28) Which moves faster: heat or cold?
Answer
Heat, everybody can catch a cold.
29) Which rodent won the basketball game?
Answer
The porcupine because he had the most points.
30) Which singer should you call when you throw a party for the 4th of July?
Answer
Katy Perry, so she can sing Fireworks.
31) Who can shave 25 times a day and still have a beard?
Answer
A barber.
32) Who is a ghost's favorite pop star?
Answer
Britney FEARS!
33) Who is better, the Denver Broncos or the Dallas Cowboys?
Answer
The Broncos, because the Broncos buck off the Cowboys all the time!
34) Who is Lady GaGa closest to in her family?
Answer
Her Ma ma ma ma!
35) Who is the fastest runner in the whole world?
Answer
Adam, because he was the first in the human race.
36) Why are teddy bears never hungry?
Answer
Because they're already stuffed.
37) Why can't a man living in Winston Salem, NC, be buried west of the Mississippi?
Answer
Because he is still alive.
39) Why can't you play games in the jungle?
Answer
Because there's always gonna be a cheetah.
39) Why couldn't the orange keep up with the banana?
Answer
Because it kept slipping on its peel!
40) Why did Cinderella get kicked off the basketball team?
Answer
Because she ran away from the ball!
41) Why did the alien want to leave the party?
Answer
The atmosphere wasn't right.
42) Why did the astronaut bring paint and paper on his trip?
Answer
So he could do space crafts.
43) Why did the baseball fan put shoes underneath the house?
Answer
He wanted to see a home run.
44) Why did the Bumble Bee put honey under his pillow?
Answer
He wanted to have Sweet Dreams
45) Why did the chair want to be a rock star?
Answer
Because he was a rocking chair!
46) Why did the chicken cross the playground?
Answer
To get to the other slide!
47) Why did the chicken cross the road, roll in the dirt and cross the road again?
Answer
Because he was a dirty double crosser!
48) Why did the chicken cross the road?
Answer
To save the world.
49) Why did the chicken get on the plane?
Answer
To see if he could fly.
50) Why did the chicken stop in the middle of the road?
Answer
He wanted to see his flat mate
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