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1) Why did the cookie go to the doctor?
Answer
Because it was feeling crumby!
2) Why did the cow go to Hollywood?
Answer
To be a MOOvie star!
3) Why did the farmer get arrested?
Answer
He got caught beating an egg!
4) Why did the football player go to the bank?
Answer
To get his quarter back.
5) Why did the girl raise her right hand?
Answer
To get the right answer!
6) Why did the judge send the turtle to jail?
Answer
Because he was known as a hard case.
7) Why did the orange stop rolling down the hill?
Answer
It ran out of juice.
8) Why did the orange stop rolling?
Answer
Because it ran out of juice!
9) Why did the school boy take a chair from the classroom?
Answer
Because the teacher told him to take a seat.
10) Why did the sheep cross the road?
Answer
It had to go to the BAHthroom
11) Why did the skeleton cross the road?
Answer
To get to the body shop!
12) Why did the skunk cross the road?
Answer
To get to the odor side!
13) Why did the student bring scissors to class?
Answer
He wanted to cut class!
14) Why did the teacher wear sunglasses?
Answer
Because she had bright students.
15) Why did the turkey cross the road?
Answer
To prove that he wasn't a chicken!
16) Why did the whale cross the ocean?
Answer
To get to the other tide!
17) Why did Tigger look in the toilet?
Answer
To find Pooh!
18) Why didn't Beethoven finish the Unfinished Symphony?
Answer
The Unfinished Symphony was started by Schubert, not Beethoven!
19) Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
Answer
Because he didn't have the guts to do it!
20) Why didn't the skeleton go to the school dance?
Answer
Because he had no body to go with!
21) Why didn't the window laugh?
Answer
It was afraid of cracking up!
22) Why do doctors wear masks while doing an operation?
Answer
If they make a mistake no one will know who did it!
23) Why do dragons sleep all day?
Answer
They like to hunt Knights.
24) Why do elephants have wrinkles?
Answer
Because it would take too long to iron them!
25) Why do hummingbirds hum?
Answer
Because they don't know the words.
26) Why do lumberjacks like computers?
Answer
They get to log on.
27) Why does an elephant use his trunk as a bookmark?
Answer
So he nose where he stopped reading.
28) Why doesn't Lady GaGa have a husband?
Answer
She always has a bad romance.
29) Why don't acrobats work in the winter?
Answer
They only do Summersaults.
30) Why don't seagulls fly over the bay?
Answer
Because if they did, they'd be called bay gulls.
31) Why don't you let a clock into the library?
Answer
Because it tocks too much.
32) Why is a circle so hot?
Answer
Because it's 360 degrees!
33) Why is a rabbit's nose not 12 inches long?
Answer
Because then it would be a foot!
34) Why is an island like the letter T?
Answer
Because it's in the middle of water.
35) Why is it so easy to weigh fish?
Answer
Because they have their own scales.
36) Why is six afraid of seven?
Answer
Because 7 8 9.
37) Why is the Mississippi such an unusual river?
Answer
Because it has four eyes and it can't even see!
39) Why is the sky so high?
Answer
So the birds won't bump their heads!
39) Why isn't your nose twelve inches long?
Answer
Because then it would be a foot.
40) Why shouldn't you play basketball with pigs?
Answer
Because they always 'hog' the ball!
41) Why was the apple so sad?
Answer
Because the banana split!
42) Why was the broom late?
Answer
It over swept.
43) Why was the Egyptian Pharaoh homesick?
Answer
He missed his mummy!
44) Why was the music teacher not able to open his classroom?
Answer
The keys were on the piano.
45) Why wasn't the outlaw buried in the town cemetery?
Answer
Because he wasn't dead?
46) Why were 6 and 7 afraid?
Answer
Because 8 was coming.
47) Why were the 2 bananas upset?
Answer
Because they split.
48) You answer me, although I never ask you questions. What am I?
Answer
The telephone.
49) You can't keep this until you have given it.
Answer
Your word.
50) Your mother's brother's only brother inlaw is asleep on your couch. Who is asleep on your couch?
Answer
Your father.
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