Ramblings of a Retired Man
Enjoy Your Days & Love Your Life
I was thinking about how a status symbol of today
is those cell phones that everyone has clipped onto
their belt or purse. I can't afford one.
So, I'm wearing my garage door opener.
I also made a cover for my hearing aid and now I have
what they call blue teeth, I think.
You know, I spent a fortune on deodorant before I realized
that people didn't like me anyway.
I was thinking that women should put pictures of missing
husbands on beer cans!
I was thinking about old age and decided that old age is
'when you still have something on the ball, but you are
just too tired to bounce it.'
I thought about making a fitness movie for folks my age,
and call it 'Pumping Rust'.
I've gotten that dreaded furniture disease. That's when
your chest is falling into your drawers!
When people see a cat's litter box, they always say,
'Oh, have you got a cat?' Just once I want to say,
'No, it's for company!'
Employment application blanks always ask who is to be
notified in case of an emergency.
I think you should write, 'A Good Doctor'!
I was thinking about how people seem to read the Bible
a whole lot more as they get older.
Then, it dawned on me. They were cramming for their finals.
As for me, I'm just hoping God grades on the curve.
Enjoy Your Days & Love Your Life
Because Life is a journey to be savored.
Love,
Grandpa
Remember When?
You got your windshield cleaned, oil checked, and gas pumped, without asking, all for free, every time?
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