Wow. We cannot believe that you found the red button. Whatever you do, please DO NOT press it.
Every trembling bone in your body is urging you to press the red button, but come on, resist the temptation. You can do it.
Pressing the red button would cause nothing but misery.
PLEASE do not press the red button. We are begging you to simply resist the temptation. Instead of pressing the button, there are many
other interesting things to read on Research Maniacs.
Slowly back away from the red button and learn a little Math, or find out
How many days until your birthday.
Whatever you do, do NOT press the red button. It is for the best.