One year, a husband decided to buy his mother-in-law a cemetery plot as a Christmas gift... The next year, he didn't
buy her a gift. When she asked him why, he replied, "Well, you still haven't used the gift I bought you last year!"
And that's how the fight started...
I asked my wife, 'Where do you want to go for our anniversary?' It warmed my heart to see her face melt in sweet
appreciation. 'Somewhere I haven't been in a long time!' she said. So I suggested, 'How about the kitchen?'
And that's when the fight started...
I took my wife to a restaurant. The waiter, for some reason, took my order first… 'I'll have the strip steak,
medium rare, please.' He said, 'Aren't you worried about the mad cow?' 'Nah, she can order for herself.'
And that's how the fight started...
My wife sat down on the couch next to me as I was flipping the channels. She asked, 'What's on TV?' I
said, 'Dust.' And that's how the fight started...
My wife was hinting about what she wanted for our upcoming anniversary. She said, 'I want something shiny
that goes from 0 to 200 in about 3 seconds.' I bought her a scale... And that's how the fight started...
My wife and I were sitting at a table at her high school reunion, and she kept staring at a drunken man
swigging his drink as he sat alone at a nearby table. I asked her, 'Do you know him?' 'Yes,' she sighed,
‘He’s my old boyfriend... I understand he took to drinking right after we split up those many years ago,
and I hear he hasn't been sober since.' 'My God!' I said, 'Who would think a person could go on celebrating
that long? And that's how the fight started...
I rear-ended a car this morning... So, there we were alongside the road and slowly the other driver got
out of his car. You know how sometimes you just get soooo stressed and little things just seem funny?
Yeah, well I couldn't believe it... he was a DWARF!!! He stormed over to my car, looked up at me, and
shouted, 'I AM NOT HAPPY!' So, I looked down at him and said, 'Well, then which one are you?'
And that's how the fight started...
When our lawn mower broke and wouldn't run, my wife kept hinting to me that I should get it fixed.
But, somehow I always had something else to take care of first, the truck, the car, playing golf always
something more important to me. Finally she thought of a clever way to make her point.
When I arrived home one day, I found her seated in the tall grass, busily snipping away with a tiny pair of
sewing scissors. I watched silently for a short time and then went into the house. I was gone only a minute,
and when I came out again I handed her a toothbrush. I said, 'When you finish cutting the grass, you might
as well sweep the driveway.' The doctors say I will walk again, but I will always have a limp.
And that's how the fight started...
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