Funny Jokes

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Funny Police Quotes
You didn't think we give pretty women tickets? You're right, we don't. Sign here.

Bad Pick Up Lines
How to pick up ladies in a bar.

Cowboy Named Bud
Story about a cowboy named Bud.

Buttercups And Golf Ball
POOF!! In a flash and puff of smoke, a little old woman appeared.

Camping Trip
Four friends spend weeks planning the perfect backwoods camping and fishing trip.

Clever Anagrams
When you rearrange the letters....

Good Advice Military Style
The bombs are guaranteed to always hit the ground.

The Blonde And The Lawyer
A blonde and a lawyer are seated next to each other on a flight from LA to NY.

Football And The Blonde
Football FINALLY makes sense

How the Fight Started
How fights start between husbands and wives

A Lawyer Helps The Poor
One afternoon a lawyer was riding in his limousine when he saw two men along the roadside eating grass.

The Bar Test
What's with the money in the jar?

Cowboy Tradition
A cowboy, who is visiting Wyoming from Texas, walks into a bar and orders three mugs of Bud.

Cna yuo raed tihs?
i cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg.

Dog Logic
A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than he loves himself.

Evening Classes For Men
Toilet paper rolls: do they grow on the holders?

Abbott and Costello
Costello calls to buy a computer from Abbott.

Airplane Talk
Flights go quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger.

Joke Collection
Grinebiter's nice collection of different jokes.

Wrong Answers on Exam
Student Who Obtained Zero On An Exam.

Religious Jokes
Jokes from different religions.

Types of Farts
The Famous Fart Name list

The FBI Had An Opening
For the final test, the FBI agents took one of the men to a large metal door and handed him a gun.

Five Reasons Computers Are Female
No one but their creator understands their internal more

Five Rules For Men
It's important to have a woman who helps at home.

Fun Things You Can Do At Work
Pretend to be hypnotized by someone's screen saver.

Geography Of A Woman
Very hot, relaxed, and convinced of her own beauty.

Hell Explained
Hell Explained By A Chemistry Student.

How To Get Time Off Work
A woman urgently needed a few days off from the office

How To Wash A Cat
The cat will rocket out of the toilet, streak through the bathroom.

The Husband Store
A store that sells new husbands has opened in New York City.

The Last Nickel
A father walks into a restaurant with his young son.

Cooking Instructions
A wife was making a breakfast of fried eggs for her husband. Suddenly, her husband burst into the kitchen.

Love Making Tips For Seniors
Wear your glasses. Make sure your partner is actually in the bed.

The Mom Test
Momma, how do you know all this stuff.

Two Guys Were Sitting At A Bar
Two guys were sitting at a bar on the 40th floor of a skyscraper and were totally plastered.

Looking At Others Your Own Age
Have you ever been guilty of looking at others your own age and thinking, surely I can't look that old?

The Mistress
The wife glares at her husband and says, "Who the hell was that?"

Great Office Signs
At a Towing company: "We don't charge an arm and a leg. We want tows".

Pedal To The Metal
A senior citizen drove his new Corvette convertible out of the dealership.

A woman came home, screeching her car into the driveway, and ran into the house. She slammed the door and shouted at the top of her lungs, 'Honey, pack your bags. I won the lottery!' The husband said, 'Oh my God! What should I pack, beach stuff or mountain stuff?' 'Doesn't matter,' she said. 'Just get out.'

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