I'm going to take you to church and make you confess.
An atheist was walking through the woods...
Bless me Father, for I have sinned.
Jesus Is Watching You
A burglar broke into a house one night and met Jesus.
A Rich Man Was Near Death
There once was a rich man who was near death. He was very grieved because he had worked so hard for
his money and he wanted to take it with him to heaven.
My Wife Is Poisoning Me
Rabbi, something terrible is happening and I have to talk to you about it.
Ducks In Heaven|
Three women die together in an accident and go to heaven.
Bob Came Home Drunk
He awoke before the Pearly Gates, where St. Peter said, 'You died in your sleep, Bob
The Pope Plays Golf?
The day after the match, Nicklaus reported to the Vatican to inform the Pope of the result.
A Nun Needed To Use The Bathroom
A nun, badly needing to use the restroom, walked into a local restaurant.
Two Ladies Talking In Heaven
It wasn't so bad. After I quit shaking from the cold.
The Pontiff floors it, accelerating the limo to 205 kph.