Religious Jokes

Dark Confession
I'm going to take you to church and make you confess.

The Atheist
An atheist was walking through the woods...

Italian Confession
Bless me Father, for I have sinned.

Jesus Is Watching You
A burglar broke into a house one night and met Jesus.

A Rich Man Was Near Death
There once was a rich man who was near death. He was very grieved because he had worked so hard for his money and he wanted to take it with him to heaven.

My Wife Is Poisoning Me
Rabbi, something terrible is happening and I have to talk to you about it.

Ducks In Heaven
Three women die together in an accident and go to heaven.

Bob Came Home Drunk
He awoke before the Pearly Gates, where St. Peter said, 'You died in your sleep, Bob

The Pope Plays Golf?
The day after the match, Nicklaus reported to the Vatican to inform the Pope of the result.

A Nun Needed To Use The Bathroom
A nun, badly needing to use the restroom, walked into a local restaurant.

Two Ladies Talking In Heaven
It wasn't so bad. After I quit shaking from the cold.

Vatican Humor
The Pontiff floors it, accelerating the limo to 205 kph.

The Lost Chapter Of Genesis
Adam was walking around the garden of Eden feeling very lonely..

I Don't Want To Go To Church!
A mother went to wake her son for church one Sunday morning.

Bridge to Hawaii
Because you have tried to be faithful to me in all ways, I will grant you one wish.

Catholic Hospital
Nun Nurse in a Catholic Hospital...

Children in Church
A Sunday School teacher asked her little children...

My Dad's Better Than Your Dad
My dad is a preacher, and he owns hell.

My Dad's Better Than Your Dad 2
Three boys on the playground were bragging about their dads.

Little Girl On A Plane
An atheist was seated next to a little girl on an airplane...

Why Go To Church?

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